The crazy folks at TENGA Japan, famous for the mega-hyped Tenga Fliphole from outer space, released an astonishing new self-satisfaction device to the market: An Egg.
Looking at this product, we first did not know what to think of it. Luckily Tenga has an explanatory promotion video (see at the Tenga egg product page) to give you a kick start.
We all know rule #34 of the internets, saying there is pr*n of everything. But sticking your weeny in Eggs? Well, taking a deeper look, you could get warm with the idea.
Although Tenga Eggs are about the same size as normal eggs, it’s the ultra stretchable silicon material making it special. This material is so soft and stretchable, it will easily enclose even the late John Holmes’ best piece, if he was around to try it.
It comes packaged in a hard plastic shell case, 6.5 cm long and 5 cm in diameter, which also serves as a clean disposal container after finish. Yes, Tenga Eggs are intended for one-way usage, unless you are into creepy stuff. Although we hear from users that they can be easily cleaned with soap water.
After pealing off the plastic wrapping, the shell snaps open to reveal the glibberly silicon egg. A tiny container with lube is contained in the inner. Apply the lube into the into the egg and around the opening, so things will go smoothly from there.
Probably the most distinct feature of the Tenga Egg is the inner texture, with its nubs and hooks, which is the wanker in all Tenga products. The Eggs are available in 6 flavours – orange, pink, purple, brown, green and blue. I mean Twister, Stepper, Spider… Okay, the point is each variation has a distinct pattern of structural stimulation, which basically takes the art of masturbation to the next level. Heck, the Japanese are good at this kind of glorification of the profan things!
I believe the sophisticated Zen-Wanker needs to try them all to find his way.
We liked Tenga Eggs a lot, they are a completely new experience. The fresh approach, and the clean and modern image common to all Tenga products are a welcome addition to the adult toy universe. Put to use, all our test subjects found that Tenga Eggs are fun to play with. Also the price point of $6 a piece is a super value for the experience you get.
Compare prices and watch the Tenga Egg video at the Kinkbuzz.com product page
